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23 septiembre 2007
AWOL Hamster escape, Mr Brown Version
Good evening all guard duty personnel, i am ur duty orderly sergeant. After the missing rifle incident, we have implemented additional measures for all of u doing the guard duty. First arh, all the duty clerk before u leave the room, must sign and write down the reason for leaving on this piece of paper. 'huh, go pangsai also must write arh.' of course, u might make an unauthorised exit. u write like dat, pte hamster 1, 0436 hours, go pangsai. then when u comeback, u write like dat, 0451 hours, pangsai accomplished. 'huh, dat's all arh' no because when u pangsai arh, u might pass out unauthorised material, so u must call ur duty partner to inspect ur sai.
eh the hamster arh, escape then go orchard road go shopping how arh, aiya die liao lor. no hope lor.
As u know arh, some hamster arh, on guard duty arh, go take his CLAW-21 claw with 5 nails go orchard cine leisure, so now arh, now we kena do the new procedure.
question 1.
Do u have ani girlfren problem.
sgt! no girlfriend is it got girl fren problem?
No! it is different problem. it is u r too hairy and not rich enough problem.
question 2.
do u feel so sad arh, until u feel like taking ur CLAW-21 with nails go orchard?
NO SGT!
ok, tonight u will use the new CLAW-21w assault claw for your guard duty.
WAH NEW GUN ARH. the w stand for what arh?
W stand for wood, ur new weapon for ur guard duty is the blue dummy rifle and u will issue with 5 universal nail. So when u see any intruder, u will take ur CLAW-W and take the 5 universal nail and scratch at him.
sgt, u want to stop enemy by taking wood rifle and saying scratch scratch scratch scratch arh.
yes, and make sure when u return arms arh, make sure u return the same number of universal nails. write down in the arms record book. all these is for ur safety. we dun wan u all to awol with the rifle animore.
Sgt, why our claw got this sting arh *toing* ?
orh, dat one is the new safety measure. it will stretch all the way to the fence form the guardhouse. if u go any further, the string will retract.
eh, and this bell on my CLAW-W is for what arh sgt? *ling ling ling*
So that we will know where u are la stupid.
ok safety measure finish. Today who want to be our orderly? help us da bao food, u can take the light strike vehicle with the mounted GPMG and go to the kitchen to get food for us. I want the colourful colourful hamster food.
credits to: mr brown show.
[P]rince [P]ickles has been doodling again at 10:40 p. m.``
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